…and I finally have.

Please visit me in http://theasianbimbo.com/

Bear with me (yet again) while I try to figure out all these side bar crap that I still can’t figure out. I am really trying to crack my brain doing this and here I am crossing my fingers that there is some truth to what my cousin said, “u will burn more calories by thinking a lot.” Does it mean that the obese don’t use their brains?

I will see u there. Hopefully by the time that u check it out, it is decently running.

I will still post some entries here though and hopefully I will be able to transition as soon as possible.

Please bear with me as I jump hoops for u all.

Nevertheless, I feel so bad for even considering to move on from here. It is not an ultimate decision but I am quite certain that moving to another host would be my best option. I am worried about my past posts and also my hits.

MY HITS!!!

Oh I will talk about that before the month ends.

Anyway, I just want to get this over with as soon as I could. Hopefully, someone will be able to help me transfer everything to my new host who will be able to put up with me.

I have so many updates for u and I will try to remember all of them. They are all stored and just waiting to burst out. LOL!

In the meantime, I am online shopping thinking of making this site even better for all of u.

YOU are the reason why I am switching in the first place.

Angelina Jolie who is raising six kids with “husband” (emphasis on the quotation marks), Brad Pitt. Currently, Brad Pitt is back on speaking terms with ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. However, Ange (yeah, we are on a first name basis…one way though) is furious of the thought of Jen acting motherly with her kids.

According to the Showbiz Spy…

“Angie told Brad that it was one thing for him to hang out with ‘That woman’,” a source said, “but it would be quite another if he let her see the children.

“The last thing she wants is Jen trying to act like some kind of surrogate mother to her six kids. She cannot imagine anything more distressing — and at the same time she does not want any of them getting confused about what is happening to their family.

“Angie doesn’t want the kids — and particularly the ones who are too young to understand, like 4-year-old Shiloh — why Brad is spending time with another woman.

I so want to know how this conversation went.

I assume that it would go the same way it did when they discussed getting married.

Source: Showbiz Spy

Kellie Pickler is known to be the American Idol Season 5 Contestant who has that southern charm and very naive outlook (I know, I can relate). She joined the US Reality Show with her grandmother supporting her all the way, being the person who raised her and is her only family around.

Image Credit: Getty Images

According to People…

For Kellie Pickler, June 15 has long been “sad and hard for me,” as it is the birthday of her late grandmother, Faye Pickler.But the traditional sadness of the day turned to happiness last week, when Pickler’s boyfriend, songwriter Kyle Jacobs, proposed on a Florida beach at sunset.

“It turned out to be the most amazing day of my life,” the fifth-season American Idol star, 23, tells PEOPLE. “My whole world changed. We both feel like we got my grandmother’s blessing.”

She looks and sounds vomitrociously happy. Hollywood marriages are most usually tagged with an expiration but this seems something for the long haul.

Damn it! I am getting mushy. I am supposed to be sarcastic!!!

Source: People

ROFL!!!

Last week she was admitted on Tuesday for her surgery to be done the next day in Ripas Hospital here in Brunei Darussalam.

I tell people that she is going in for surgery and I didn’t really know what she was in for Nevertheless, I made sure to scare her a little bit because she did the same thing to me when I was going for my appendectomy last February. Anyway, I learned why she needed to go for surgery in a very visual way.

Continue for grossness…

Apparently, she was there to get her gall stones taken out. I kinda knew that she has been delaying her surgery for a while now but I didn’t know what was wrong but hell, if this is inside u and blocking some passage or something, I would be worried.

Look at the size of those things…and there were TWO!!! It is as big as the tip of my big finger.

I was there right after her surgery. I tried to make her laugh but she replied me with this…

Poor thing.

But I have to say that she was up and running in like four days plus she was already back to work. I suppose she is stronger than I was. It took me a couple of weeks before I was able to go back to work.

If u ask me how long it took before I got to shop again is an entirely separate question, though.

…and now this.

Here is a segment of her talk show, Tyra Banks Show, talking about transgender children…and when I say children, they are like less than 10 years old.

See for yourself.

I am watching this as I write. I am not sure how to make of this but if these kids know who they are this young, I wonder what else they know. At this age, I think I was eating my own snot.

This is in six parts. See the rest after the jump.

Calling out Erykah Badu!!!

Anyway, here is a video of people doing something to the grass…apparently to let it grow (Possibly NSFW).

The caption of this video says, “to help the grass grow, men masturbate to it.”

I think the video speaks for itself, noh?

LOL! Ok that made me laugh on my own.

Anyway, to all the single people out there who is so close to considering some monastery as their new home, how many times have u been asked WHY U ARE STILL SINGLE? To make matters worse, they will credit u for every good little thing, every lovable trait thatu have, every reason why u shouldn’t be single…then ask why u still are?!?!?

If I had a penny for every time I got that question…errr…how much is a penny again???

Anyway, I came across this article from MSN Lifestyle and here are some of the question u should never ask me or any single person out there because we are going to gather, make a cult of choosing singlehood and create a kung fu move that we will set upon whoever asks us these. It may be written by a girl for girls, but still I can relate.

1. It happens when you’re not looking.
“This is just bull. Some people find people when they’re looking; some don’t. You’re not doing anything wrong by going out and meeting people.” —Beth

2. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
“I dated a guy whose last name was Fish. People just had a BLAST with that one.” —Kelly

3. So, why are you single?
“I generally dislike this question. I mean honestly, if I knew why, I don’t think I would be single right now, now would I?!” —Erica

4. You’re too picky.
“This may be true, but it feels like I’m getting criticized for my taste, vision, and close-mindedness — when I’m already down.” —Sarah

5. You’ll find the right person for you.
—Kelly

6. He’s out there.
—Kelly

7. It was just bad timing.
“Like it’s so easy to dismiss a guy on such an emotionless and objective reason.” —Taryn

More after the jump…

8. Just have fun with it!
“Um, don’t tell me how to date in my thirties when you got married at 24.” —Maya

9. Have you tried online dating?
“Duh!” —Elisa

10. He just wasn’t the right guy for you.
“I know! That’s what I’m complaining about!” —Elisa

11. Well, when my boyfriend and I first got together…
“Wait, I still want to talk about me.” —Elisa

12. When the time is right, you will meet someone.
—Betsy

13. Wow, I wish I were single and in your shoes!
“Really?! I’m pretty sure you CAN be single if you actually want to be. That there is an attainable dream, so if you aren’t messing with me right now out of pity (which I suspect you are), please go for it!” —Kim

14. Your turn next [at weddings].
—Natlondon, via Twitter

15. It will happen when you least expect it.
—dlegas05, via Twitter

16. Some guy is going to come along and ruin your career/life plans.
“I am 32 and no one has ruined the last 10 years of plans.” —frolicblog, via Twitter

17. But you’re so pretty! Why don’t you have a boyfriend?
“There’s just no graceful way to answer that.” —earnesteats, via Twitter

18. It just wasn’t meant to be.
“Any of these platitudes are exponentially more annoying when coming from the mouths of smug marrieds.” —Reberoodle, via Twitter

19. Sure, my guy rescues kids from abusive homes, donated my sister a kidney, and picks up fresh flowers for me daily on his way home from work, but will he QUIT IT with the sports on TV already?
“Single people just hate to be complained to about petty relationship stuff. If you do this, I’m not going to want to hang out with you. (In fact, maybe I’ll call your boyfriend and ask him if he wants to grab a beer and watch the Yankees game?)” —Kim

We do not need to be patronised for being single, I think. We don’t mind being praised for who we are but please do not follow it up with WHY ARE U SINGLE???

It is annoying!!!

This looks like a good thing for Amy Winehouse being known for her late night binges in clubs, stepping out looking quite trashed. Here is to hoping he is a good influence as opposed to his ex-husband/on-off boyfriend, Blake.

His name is Rag Traviss and he is a film director and has met Amy’s family.

According to MSN News…

An unnamed family member said of Reg: ‘He’s a great guy and doing wonders for Amy. They’re seriously loved up and it’s wonderful for everyone who loves Amy to see.

‘Reg looked nervous. He’s met her dad before but not her mum and step-mum.’

Based on the photo above, I think this is certainly something that could be good for her health…but does this mean that we will be hearing some lovey dovey music from her now?

Hope Amy sneaks out for a puff of that cigarette and a shot of that liquor to retain some of her darkness for her next album.

When will that be out anyway?!?!?

Amanda Bynes has quite show business as it doesn’t make her happy anymore.

Oh and she made her announcement via…drum roll…TWITTER!

Forbes says…

Via Twitter with the handle @Chicky, she shared:  “Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem. If I don’t love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore, so I’ve stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first.”

To be perfectly honest, it’s been a few years since we carved out any screen time with Amanda. She started at age 10 on the Nickelodeon show, All That, before launching The Amanda Show. She exited in 2001, and so went the attention of the only kid in the house.

The winner of multiple Kids Choice Awards and a Critics Choice Award for 2007′s Hairspray, Bynes is hopefully on the road to her “encore career.”

I don’t really know her. I just posted this because I think u might.

Source/Image Creditl: Forbes