Meditation of an Asian Bimbo

I am not going to toot my own horn on this one but I have no choice.

LOL! Ok that made me laugh on my own.

Anyway, to all the single people out there who is so close to considering some monastery as their new home, how many times have u been asked WHY U ARE STILL SINGLE? To make matters worse, they will credit u for every good little thing, every lovable trait thatu have, every reason why u shouldn’t be single…then ask why u still are?!?!?

If I had a penny for every time I got that question…errr…how much is a penny again???

Anyway, I came across this article from MSN Lifestyle and here are some of the question u should never ask me or any single person out there because we are going to gather, make a cult of choosing singlehood and create a kung fu move that we will set upon whoever asks us these. It may be written by a girl for girls, but still I can relate.

1. It happens when you’re not looking.
“This is just bull. Some people find people when they’re looking; some don’t. You’re not doing anything wrong by going out and meeting people.” —Beth

2. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
“I dated a guy whose last name was Fish. People just had a BLAST with that one.” —Kelly

3. So, why are you single?
“I generally dislike this question. I mean honestly, if I knew why, I don’t think I would be single right now, now would I?!” —Erica

4. You’re too picky.
“This may be true, but it feels like I’m getting criticized for my taste, vision, and close-mindedness — when I’m already down.” —Sarah

5. You’ll find the right person for you.
—Kelly

6. He’s out there.
—Kelly

7. It was just bad timing.
“Like it’s so easy to dismiss a guy on such an emotionless and objective reason.” —Taryn

More after the jump…

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…and he is looking quite dapper.

This looks like a good thing for Amy Winehouse being known for her late night binges in clubs, stepping out looking quite trashed. Here is to hoping he is a good influence as opposed to his ex-husband/on-off boyfriend, Blake.

His name is Rag Traviss and he is a film director and has met Amy’s family.

According to MSN News

An unnamed family member said of Reg: ‘He’s a great guy and doing wonders for Amy. They’re seriously loved up and it’s wonderful for everyone who loves Amy to see.

‘Reg looked nervous. He’s met her dad before but not her mum and step-mum.’

Based on the photo above, I think this is certainly something that could be good for her health…but does this mean that we will be hearing some lovey dovey music from her now?

Hope Amy sneaks out for a puff of that cigarette and a shot of that liquor to retain some of her darkness for her next album.

When will that be out anyway?!?!?

I wish I could retire, too. Like now!!!

Amanda Bynes has quite show business as it doesn’t make her happy anymore.

Oh and she made her announcement via…drum roll…TWITTER!

Forbes says…

Via Twitter with the handle @Chicky, she shared:  “Being an actress isn’t as fun as it may seem. If I don’t love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don’t love acting anymore, so I’ve stopped doing it. I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first.”

To be perfectly honest, it’s been a few years since we carved out any screen time with Amanda. She started at age 10 on the Nickelodeon show, All That, before launching The Amanda Show. She exited in 2001, and so went the attention of the only kid in the house.

The winner of multiple Kids Choice Awards and a Critics Choice Award for 2007’s Hairspray, Bynes is hopefully on the road to her “encore career.”

I don’t really know her. I just posted this because I think u might. 😛

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I am just not buying into this iPhone 4 hype thing just yet. However, it is getting to some of us techie junkies…

…like this guy.

This guy is in line in front of the Apple Dallas Store.

But guess what, HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL iPHONE FAN.

Find out who he is after the jump…

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I suppose with the Bieber and the Pempengco talent that’s coming out nowadays, it is just logical for them to lower the age limit.

American Idol now has lowered the age limit from 16 to 15.

According to the Post Chronicle:

Fox television said auditions for season 10 would be held in six U.S. cities, beginning in Nashville, Tennessee, July 17. Producers of the TV singing contest, whose ratings have slid, said the minimum age this season would be 15 instead of 16.

“A lot of young, talented people are now seeking careers and representation before they turn 16,” said Cecile Frot-Coutaz, executive producer of “American Idol”.

“Lowering the age limit allows us to tap into this talent pool,” she said in a statement.

I guess the bigger question is, WHO WILL REPLACE SIMON COWELL!?!?!

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I am became a kid all over again.

First of all, before I continue, this was not one of my proudest moments as I did not have much in my bag and I didn’t have proper shoes since they warned me it will be sort of like hiking. Needless to say, I made sure that my photos are not full body shots.

…and so I continue.

This is the second day of my Pampanga trip way back in April (20th of  April to be a nerd exact) after my cousin’s wedding. I was spending time with my cousins and this one made me reminisce way back my childhood years. If my recollection serves me right, I have been to one two zoos in my life, one in Manila when I was young and the other in Singapore when I first visited there.

The Zoobic Safari is a little different because this place makes u interact with the animals as much as possible. Makes u feel like u are visiting the animals in their natural habitat rather than them chucked out of the jungle and placed in cages for ur viewing pleasure.

It took us around half a day to tour the whole place. They had every animal I could think of. Things I remember most about this having to touch an ostrich egg, which is quite heavy. The shell is almost as thick as tiles. Another is when we had to feed a tiger which I think was freaky. Well, we didn’t actually feed the tiger but we were in a caged jeepney and a a staff of the zoo fed it with raw chicken. It was freaky though because the tongue was long enough to cover the whole chicken including the hand of the guy.

Interesting fact that I learned, if the tiger turns its back on u…run for ur social life because the pee of a tiger stinks so bad and it will linger for three days before it wears off. This is how they mark their territory.

I sound like a primary school teacher. :

If u want to learn more about Zoobic Safari, u can visit their website here.

Sidenote: I was reading through their website and apparently, this is the only Tiger Safari in the Philippines. I didn’t know that. 🙂

If u have been following me on twitter, I guess u would read that I have been giving this online shopping a little bit of a shot. It is taking a lot of typing and not that much of a thrill for me though.

Anyway, since I got my HTC HD Mini, I figured that I should be especially nice to this one. So I bought it a screen protector and a rubber case to protect the back. I have bought quite a number of phone in the same shop in the past and each purchase rewarded me points. I redeemed it so I only had to pay B$3.00 for both of it.

Not bad, noh?

Since I am on a roll, I decided to purchase a few more things and after approximately five days since I had them shipped, this is what I get.

It is quite hot outside so I had one of my staff get me my package. I only had to give them my passport for verification and I hope to get it before noon strikes.

I am very very VERY excited because all of the purchases I did were specially made. I am not sure if I could count these as online purchases but I did talk to the designers myself on what I want and they did and got them to ship it.

What I will be getting will require a totally separate post.

I am waiting in agony.

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