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I bet that u have noticed that I have not updated this website as much as I used to. Please bear with me because I am looking into looking for another host for my blog.

I will still post some entries here though and hopefully I will be able to transition as soon as possible.

Please bear with me as I jump hoops for u all.

Nevertheless, I feel so bad for even considering to move on from here. It is not an ultimate decision but I am quite certain that moving to another host would be my best option. I am worried about my past posts and also my hits.

MY HITS!!!

Oh I will talk about that before the month ends.

Anyway, I just want to get this over with as soon as I could. Hopefully, someone will be able to help me transfer everything to my new host who will be able to put up with me.

I have so many updates for u and I will try to remember all of them. They are all stored and just waiting to burst out. LOL!

In the meantime, I am online shopping thinking of making this site even better for all of u.

YOU are the reason why I am switching in the first place. 🙂

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What Angelina Jolie wants, Angelina Jolie gets…or else she will so Tomb Raider Move ur ass!!!

Angelina Jolie who is raising six kids with “husband” (emphasis on the quotation marks), Brad Pitt. Currently, Brad Pitt is back on speaking terms with ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. However, Ange (yeah, we are on a first name basis…one way though) is furious of the thought of Jen acting motherly with her kids.

According to the Showbiz Spy…

“Angie told Brad that it was one thing for him to hang out with ‘That woman’,” a source said, “but it would be quite another if he let her see the children.

“The last thing she wants is Jen trying to act like some kind of surrogate mother to her six kids. She cannot imagine anything more distressing — and at the same time she does not want any of them getting confused about what is happening to their family.

“Angie doesn’t want the kids — and particularly the ones who are too young to understand, like 4-year-old Shiloh — why Brad is spending time with another woman.

I so want to know how this conversation went.

I assume that it would go the same way it did when they discussed getting married.

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How can I miss this news huh? Bimbo to bimbo, we should have some sort of special way to communicate, noh?

Kellie Pickler is known to be the American Idol Season 5 Contestant who has that southern charm and very naive outlook (I know, I can relate). She joined the US Reality Show with her grandmother supporting her all the way, being the person who raised her and is her only family around.

Image Credit: Getty Images

According to People…

For Kellie Pickler, June 15 has long been “sad and hard for me,” as it is the birthday of her late grandmother, Faye Pickler.But the traditional sadness of the day turned to happiness last week, when Pickler’s boyfriend, songwriter Kyle Jacobs, proposed on a Florida beach at sunset.

“It turned out to be the most amazing day of my life,” the fifth-season American Idol star, 23, tells PEOPLE. “My whole world changed. We both feel like we got my grandmother’s blessing.”

She looks and sounds vomitrociously happy. Hollywood marriages are most usually tagged with an expiration but this seems something for the long haul.

Damn it! I am getting mushy. I am supposed to be sarcastic!!!

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My twitter followers would be very familiar with my auntie who is quite quotable. She is the person who would ask for 123 referring to ABC, worried that she might get N1H1 and concerned about my cousin/her nephew who might have AHDH.

ROFL!!!

Last week she was admitted on Tuesday for her surgery to be done the next day in Ripas Hospital here in Brunei Darussalam.

I tell people that she is going in for surgery and I didn’t really know what she was in for Nevertheless, I made sure to scare her a little bit because she did the same thing to me when I was going for my appendectomy last February. Anyway, I learned why she needed to go for surgery in a very visual way.

Continue for grossness…

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Tyra Banks never fail to amuse me. I never really watch that much TV and so I don’t really follow her show. Although I do hear that she is always controversial. She has dedicated episodes on vaginas, did surgery live on the telly…

…and now this.

Here is a segment of her talk show, Tyra Banks Show, talking about transgender children…and when I say children, they are like less than 10 years old.

See for yourself.

I am watching this as I write. I am not sure how to make of this but if these kids know who they are this young, I wonder what else they know. At this age, I think I was eating my own snot.

This is in six parts. See the rest after the jump.

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Well, this is certainly environment-friendly…and surely doesn’t cost anything. Unless, of course, u get sued for public indecency.

Calling out Erykah Badu!!!

Anyway, here is a video of people doing something to the grass…apparently to let it grow (Possibly NSFW).

The caption of this video says, “to help the grass grow, men masturbate to it.”

I think the video speaks for itself, noh?

I am not going to toot my own horn on this one but I have no choice.

LOL! Ok that made me laugh on my own.

Anyway, to all the single people out there who is so close to considering some monastery as their new home, how many times have u been asked WHY U ARE STILL SINGLE? To make matters worse, they will credit u for every good little thing, every lovable trait thatu have, every reason why u shouldn’t be single…then ask why u still are?!?!?

If I had a penny for every time I got that question…errr…how much is a penny again???

Anyway, I came across this article from MSN Lifestyle and here are some of the question u should never ask me or any single person out there because we are going to gather, make a cult of choosing singlehood and create a kung fu move that we will set upon whoever asks us these. It may be written by a girl for girls, but still I can relate.

1. It happens when you’re not looking.
“This is just bull. Some people find people when they’re looking; some don’t. You’re not doing anything wrong by going out and meeting people.” —Beth

2. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
“I dated a guy whose last name was Fish. People just had a BLAST with that one.” —Kelly

3. So, why are you single?
“I generally dislike this question. I mean honestly, if I knew why, I don’t think I would be single right now, now would I?!” —Erica

4. You’re too picky.
“This may be true, but it feels like I’m getting criticized for my taste, vision, and close-mindedness — when I’m already down.” —Sarah

5. You’ll find the right person for you.
—Kelly

6. He’s out there.
—Kelly

7. It was just bad timing.
“Like it’s so easy to dismiss a guy on such an emotionless and objective reason.” —Taryn

More after the jump…

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