Meditation of an Asian Bimbo

First off, I am thanking my dozen brain cells angels for not posting the uncensored photo of Miley Cyrus trying to get out of a top down car and flashing her woo hoo (insert Christina Aguilera here).

Anyway, I have been following the news surrounding the incident and now there are speculations that Perez Hilton (also known as Mario Lavandeira but more preferably referred to now as PIG due to this incident) could go to jail for child pornography.

Miss Cyrus is only 17 years old, btw.

Anyway, E Online Reports of the possiblity Perez Hilton facing jail time:

likely, none, defense lawyers tell me.

“This one image of a 17-year-old, even if it were technically child porn, is not a very big child porn case,” criminal defense attorney Christopher Leibig tells me. “Usually child pornography cases involve multiple images, including children being photographed—in a private setting and performing sexual acts—by perpetrators for profit.”